Friday, June 22, 2007

Seeking Balance

My dear fellow humans: we cut down trees. We wipe out species. We pollute the seas and emit greenhouse gases. We upset the balance of the ecosystem. This is why we need to have guns, so that we can kill each other more efficiently, solve the problem of overpopulation, and help the planet return to its natural equilibrium.

Here's how you can help save the world.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

And yet there is Bach...

(`_`)

PS make sure you cut yourself open either outside, or on a tiled surface that is easy to wash down ;-)

Alphonsus said...

Ouch!

I mean, seriously. Ouch!

I think I'll go plant some holly bushes instead. Maybe not quite as effective at achieving balance as your...errr...suggestion, but I guess I'm just selfish that way.

FD Spark said...

I decided to recycle and reuse almost everything as much as possible and never have children because I just don't do sadduku well. Please forgive me;)

Anonymous said...

I thought we weren't going to talk about that anymore? I'm with Alphonsus though - I'll go be selfish plant some trees. :)