Monday, January 1, 2007

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

“What are you looking for in this world?”
  • All I want is a room somewhere, far away from the cold night air, with one enormous chair. Oh, and someone warm and tender resting on my knee.

  • Well, it would be nice to have a job, so that I can pay for that room somewhere. In the meantime I'll try to build a caravan for myself and my cat.

  • Also, the Shelter volunteers have been incredibly kind and helpful to poor newbies like me. I would be glad for opportunities to help others in the same way.

  • It would be nice to do something creative. Writing poems, playing music, perhaps building if I can get the hang of it. I'm a little shy but I might be able to do some acting.

  • [RL: Opportunities to help others. Friendship. Roleplaying, literature, drama, art, music.]

“Where do you come from?”

  • I come from Orientation Island, I guess. My earliest memories are of standing in front of the signboard, wondering what to do.

“Ok, but where do you actually come from in RL?”

  • I'm sorry, I've promised not to give out details about my real life alter ego to strangers.

“u r a very sexy woman, i can see ur belly button. pls tell me if ur sitting on ur chair or lying in bed cos i want to imagine u.”

  • I think I had better be going. * stuffs cotton wool in her ears to mute you *

1 comment:

Zin said...

I never noticed the belly button ring :)